"There are three kinds of people: the cautious, the lucky, and the dead." - Tom McCowan
"You can't choose to be lucky." - Tom McCowan
"I realize my life story is not an autobiography." - Tom McCowan
"Extreme times shine a bright light on incompetency." - Tom McCowan
"Monday is a bully." - Tom McCowan
"Paralysis by analysis"
"A watched pot never boils"
"Haste makes waste"
"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure"
"Penny wise, Pound foolish"
"E-mail gives the illusion of progress even when nothing is happening." -Sir Bob Geldof
"Humor is the bastion of the sane" - Tom McCowan
"Ah, what tangled webs we lay, when first we practice to convey." - Tom McCowan
"We fear the freedom of others." - Tom McCowan
"Freedom isn't fear." - Tom McCowan
"Fear isn't freedom." - Tom McCowan
"Events carry us rapidly in directions tangential to our true desires..." - E.B. White.
"What happens to me when I cross the Piscataqua and plunge rapidly into Maine at a cost of seventy-five cents in tolls? I cannot describe it. I do not ordinarily spy a partridge in a pear tree, or three French hens, but I do have the sensation of having received a gift from a true love." - E.B. White
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle
"Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy." - Ben Franklin
"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet." - Agent Smith in The Matrix"
"It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgment." - Sherlock Holmes in "A Study in Scarlet".
"I bought some land; it was kind of cheap; it was on somebody else's property." - Steven Wright
"I had a dog once. I named him Stay. 'Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.' Now he just stares at me stupidly." - Steven Wright
"You can't choose to be lucky." - Tom McCowan
"I realize my life story is not an autobiography." - Tom McCowan
"Extreme times shine a bright light on incompetency." - Tom McCowan
"Monday is a bully." - Tom McCowan
"Paralysis by analysis"
"A watched pot never boils"
"Haste makes waste"
"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure"
"Penny wise, Pound foolish"
"E-mail gives the illusion of progress even when nothing is happening." -Sir Bob Geldof
"Humor is the bastion of the sane" - Tom McCowan
"Ah, what tangled webs we lay, when first we practice to convey." - Tom McCowan
"We fear the freedom of others." - Tom McCowan
"Freedom isn't fear." - Tom McCowan
"Fear isn't freedom." - Tom McCowan
"Events carry us rapidly in directions tangential to our true desires..." - E.B. White.
"What happens to me when I cross the Piscataqua and plunge rapidly into Maine at a cost of seventy-five cents in tolls? I cannot describe it. I do not ordinarily spy a partridge in a pear tree, or three French hens, but I do have the sensation of having received a gift from a true love." - E.B. White
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle
"Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy." - Ben Franklin
"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet." - Agent Smith in The Matrix"
"It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgment." - Sherlock Holmes in "A Study in Scarlet".
"I bought some land; it was kind of cheap; it was on somebody else's property." - Steven Wright
"I had a dog once. I named him Stay. 'Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.' Now he just stares at me stupidly." - Steven Wright
